Love with Everything you Have!

January 9th, 2009 by missminameow

This was sent to me today and I laughed so hard I had to share it!
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to,
doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. 

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while 
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped 
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. 

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled 
him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act 
she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she 
now considered her to be mentally stable. 

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to 
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the 
person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. 

The bad news is; Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe 
belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead. Edna replied

‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?’

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